Reblog if simply being in the same room as one of...
asimple-complication: newhellabooty: asingingbrunette: imobsessedwithglee: more like my entire life Chord Defo hahah fuck, really, yeah…gonna go with McHale, I think we’d be bros.
REBLOG if you wish you had a neighbor like this:
That awkward moment when your chair makes a fart...
People that follow you but NEVER talk to you.
When everybody says the wrong answer in class but...
dreamingunderstarryskies: them me Especially when the smart student gets it wrong
Two of your friends whisper right in front of you.
“WELL THEN. FINE, DON’T TELL ME.”
when my family walks in and im on tumblr:
nanaishere: please sweet lord have mercy nobody post porn
When your crush talks to you
kookoomama: Outside: Inside:
Several times, people ask me what Lord Voldemort...
itstartedoffwithakiss: anondracomalfoy: DJs all the local and hot Pureblood clubs… Karaokes a bit of Britney Spears’ hits… Chills out with his top Death Eaters—only on Fridays, though… Practices his game face… Creates some very GaGa-esque songs for smackdowns with Potter… Creates some promos for Disney Channel to earn a couple extra bucks… And hones his skills in the art of...
To people who actually go to my blog.
my views on sexuality
asmilethroughthetears: if you’re gay, that’s cool if you’re a lesbian, that’s cool if you’re bisexual, that’s cool if you’re straight, that’s cool if you’re transgender, that’s cool if you’re still deciding, that’s cool if you’re pansexual, that’s cool if you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.
Every breath takes you closer to death.– imam Ali (a.s)
18 days until Deathly Hallows Part 2
Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
pretty-ontheinside: When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them: On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you! On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
the new way to say FUCK YOU: